What are the odds that if i asked very nicely or shouted very loudly, everyone in the world would just shut the fuck up

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

Positives: invention of the term “jizzsneeze” to describe this gentleman.

arachnidtea:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

"I’m not grumpy, I’m just disappointed."

BABY

This cat gets me, man.

12 fucking hours into this pain spike, and...

queershoulder:

  • Someone is coming over to help soon, THANK FUCKING GOD.
  • I have NEVER EVER EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE been more thankful that I live in The Land of Dispensaries than today. Just, Jesus Christ — easy access to pain management should NOT be this hard!!! I had NO idea!!!

I’m a total square, too, but I live in Massachusetts and have chronic pain/nausea/trouble eating/anxiety/probably more that I don’t remember so this idea is interesting to me. Does it really help? (At 26, I took my first, singular hit, and I think I did it wrong.)

Tags: # chronic pain
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What does it say about me that when I type just the letter s, my autocorrect suggests “some,” then “sex” as its first two options.

englishistheartofbullshit:

hold on, we’re going home

[Image description: a bag of wine buckled into the passenger seat of a car.]

englishistheartofbullshit:

hold on, we’re going home

[Image description: a bag of wine buckled into the passenger seat of a car.]

Tags: # alcohol tag
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dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

I’ve really just dived headlong into The Best of Supernatural posts and I regret nothing.

Tags: # SPN
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rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

Tags: # Harry Potter
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quote me out of context a lot after i die —jesus, probably (via heroinboner)

(Source: jesuschristofficial)

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

missed one:


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It’s 68° and I am lying in the sun on the deck

combat-kitten:

bodies require food
bodies require rest
bodies require attention
bodies require patience


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I’m going to write and illustrated a children’s book called “Sometimes Terrifying Things Happen to Your Body for No Reason”
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